Wednesday 13 September 2017

Sloth Hypnosis

Sloth Hypnosis is something I, Sakkti Velan Devandran, invented.

The inspiration comes from sloths and how slow they are at doing almost everything. And their mothers NEVER scold them.

If you speak really slow like a sloth, people are hypnotized by what you want to stay and they remain seated very still in rapt attention.

The secret is to REALLLLLY drag the words out.

Do try. It's royalty free.

Tuesday 29 August 2017

Beardo & SEBI die

Dear Beardo and SEBI,

It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to you both. You guys literally froze to death during the raining season here at Equine Park.

We buried you under the flower tree in Patti's garden and chanted the Mtriyambagam mantra for you.

Rest in piece dear reptiles. You both will forever be in our hearts.

**Sob Sob**

Cracking the Coconut

I guess this happens when we play rough....Thambi and I got a massive scolding from Appa for this.

Managed 2 stitches on the back of my head after banging against the floor/wall separator.


Saturday 15 July 2017

Sakkti Velan is 10!

Happy Birthday, Sakkti Velan.

My goodness,son, 10 - 2 digits is a big leap for you.

God bless you, Small Tiger.

Big roars,
Big Lion

Friday 2 June 2017

Aathesh

Hello Aathesh,

Welcome to the family- you are awfully SMALL - and Amma's doesn't really allow us to go near you.


Why are you sleeping all the time - and good heavens! - I mean how many times a day can someone so small drink milk? Can't you just drink milk 3 times a day like the rest of normal us?

Please stop hogging Amma. She was our Amma before she became your Amma.

Monday 1 May 2017

SEBI Devandran

Hello Bumi Matha,

Bought myself a Gecko today - Amma finally, finally, finally (to the power of infinity) allowed us to get a pet - I think its because the gecko doesn't shed any fur in the house..

SEBI stands for Sakkti Velan-Eshvarhen-Bagyashri-Ironman.....because we don't know yet what Thambi's name will be when he is born.

Sunday 23 April 2017

Relay Runner

Sakkti Velan wins bronze in the 4x100m  - Sakkti Velan is anchor


Friday 17 March 2017

The parting of friends

Dear Friends,

I leave SJKT Puchong today with a heavy heart - I am gonna miss my friends like crazy!!

But Amma has decided that we must go to a new school - it's all one session it seems and a little closer to our new house.

So, goodbye friends....till our paths cross again. Thank you for the nice farewell party..................................

Monday 2 January 2017

Trapping the toothfairy

The toothfairy has forgotten to give me money for my fallen tooth......

And I am beginning to have my suspicions about this toothfairy.....

So I am going to set a trap for it.....and when I catch it, I'd really like to see what it looks like!